August 27th, 2007
Disney Producer :- “Wow, High School Musical did well those 8 year olds really lapped it up, we need another High School Musical Film!”
Second Disney Producer :- “Yep, kerrr-ching!”
Lucky, lucky us! We watched this last night. It’s even worse than the first one, no really, it’s complete and utter nonsense. My wife who enjoyed the first film was cringing in embarrassment at this one. Crap acting, crap songs, no story at all, some of the cheesiest scenes this side of a tampax advert! On the plus side my 11 year old though it was the bees knees and will no doubt be pestering me for each of the 20 different versions that Disney decide to release, not to mention the endless merchandise.
August 26th, 2007
Thanks to the non existent summer we’ve had over in the UK this year my garden looked a mess this morning.
With the constant rain the grass hasn’t had time to dry and so has got completely out of control. Seeing as how we’ve now managed 4 days of almost warm sunshine on the Isle of Man I thought today would be the day. Unfortunately I was out last night and so was feeling a little dodgy, enough to say it was best not to stray too far from a toilet! So that was my Sunday afternoon, 3 hours of wading through piles of cat shit with a lawn mower whilst trying not to throw up from the smell. Dirty bastard cats, what are they for? Other than killing nice little animals they serve no purpose, it’s almost like they live just to shit in my garden. One of the little gits even had the cheek to try and sneak in whilst I was mowing/shit spreading.
If anybody has any tips on how to keep cats out of your garden I’d love to hear them, I’ve tried a sonic scarer, bottles full of water, lemon sprays, my next deterrent is going to be a gun?
