No, not another dodgy niche website but my list for Father Christmas this year.
Dear Santa,
This year I’ve been very good (my mum says so too), I’ve played fair and shared with all the other boys and girls and I’d really appreciate it if you could maybe help me out with some of the following:-
1. Could You Please “Fix” The Exchange Rates? – All because of some very naughty men in the US lending money to people who couldn’t afford it I’ve had to take an 18% pay cut. This is really bad because I’m doing the same amount of work and earning my friends the same amount of money but when I get paid I get a lot less. Either weakening the pound or strengthening the dollar would really help!
2. Can You Make Google Play Fair? – I don’t know what I’ve done to upset them but they’ve not only been spreading bad rumours to make me unpopular but they’ve also started to take money of me. It seems that they don’t want me to have any of my own money. I still like them (they’re almost my bestest friend) I’d just like it if they could be honest with me and let me know where I stand.
3. Can You Make WidgetBucks Like My Other Friends? – I made a new friend this year called WidgetBucks, we got on great but then they suddenly announced that they didn’t like me anymore just because of where most of my other friends live. It was really bad because I’d just told everybody how nice WidgetBucks were!
I only want 3 things for Christmas this year so if you could help me out I’d really appreciate it.
Merry Christmas,
Paul
ps Doesn’t Santa work fast, looks like WidgetBucks are going to start paying out something for non US visitors after all!
What’s on your list?
3 Responses to “My Christmas List”
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November 30, 2007
LoL nice letter, I was first thinking to send him an email, but than thought maybe an SMS on Santa’s cell phone would work better, the heck I made a mistake and sent the wishlist to Santa’s wife and the love letter I was supposed to send to Santa’s wife sent it to Santa (damn I am in trouble now).
Well, my wish list is that all your wishes come true (not that I am in better situation, but just sharing some love and hoping Santa forgives me for the previous SMS)
|Paul B
November 30, 2007
Hitting on Santa’s Mrs is a definite no no!
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December 1, 2007
That means my Christmas is going to be not as I expected :/
p.s. Thanks for letting me know about Entrecard
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